Dear Reader: I give you "Put a Bird On It (All the Seagull Ladies), WHICH IS SO AMAZING I CAN ONLY WRITE IN ALL CAPS ZOMG!
Greatest "Single Ladies" Parody EVER!
Don't say I'm like everybody else.
I'm strictly do it yourself...
Saddest part? Was unironically considering bird-related tattoos recently. FN1. It predates putting a bird on it, but now that it will be A THING, might have to wait on that one for another five to ten years.
Thanks to readers Kate & Jill for the link!
FN1 It would be tattoo #2 after I get the one I've wanted since I was 17ish, but that is waiting for a particular accomplishment to be achieved. You'll know when. #2 is, yes, related to the Beatles song "Blackbird," which I personally associate with escaping domestic violence, and which is why I want the tattoo.